Geek tragedy

Accidentally trashing valuable information on your phone/computer when trying to be far too clever

Poplar shift

The woozy, uncertain feeling walking down a stopped escalator on the Underground. You know it's now a normal staircase, but your brain still says WAAAAA!!!

Shinking

Checking your reflection in the mirror in a lift as soon as everyone has got out.

You've got about five seconds to gawp for food stuck between your front teeth before the doors open again.

Backblog

A list of things you want to post to your blog but haven't got round to doing