Eschering

The process of re-recording your voicemail greeting over and over again until it sounds right - though of course it never quite does

Binutes

The minutes of an awayday that are forgotten once you're back at the office

Rock Goggles

The phenomenon of people who'd not warrant much of a second-glance in normal life become sex gods when they're in a band and wear shades

Liddeling

The disconcerting way people alter their tone of voice when saying goodbye on a business call from their conversational norm to a inappropriately intimate, breathy, whispery bye...

"Ok, thanks. See you later. Yep. Bye. bye..."